{"id":3,"date":"2011-10-27T16:42:50","date_gmt":"2011-10-27T16:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/?p=3"},"modified":"2011-10-27T23:56:52","modified_gmt":"2011-10-27T23:56:52","slug":"today-is-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/archives\/3","title":{"rendered":"Today is the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would like to dedicate this first post to the Texas Rangers, who will win their first World Series Championship in Game 6 tonight. <\/p>\n<p>A thought, however, about Mr. Pujols.  I think if I were pitching to him, I would close my eyes, spin around a few times on the mound, and wet my pants (all in an effort to distract him), and then with my eyes still closed, I would throw the ball as hard as I could and see if I could get him to swing at a pitch thrown into center field, the left field stands, etc.<\/p>\n<p>It might work.  When I did this in college I found that it cut down on the number of home runs allowed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would like to dedicate this first post to the Texas Rangers, who will win their first World Series Championship in Game 6 tonight. A thought, however, about Mr. Pujols. I think if I were pitching to him, I would &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/archives\/3\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[16,15,17],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":144,"href":"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions\/144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/willpryor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}